CURIOSITY, CREATIVITY & A LITTLE MISCHIEF

DeployAnyway.

Software nobody requested, built with questionable priorities, and shipped with absolute confidence!

Dallas and Benji, our playful huskies, remind us to stay curious, try the interesting idea, and enjoy making things. We bring that spirit to useful developer tools—with a little mischief and plenty of care.

Explore the tools ↓Meet our huskies →

Keep wondering. Keep making. Leave room for zoomies.

Dallas, the red, brown and white husky, stepping toward the camera — **Dallas**

Benji, the black and white husky, with his paws on the edge of a water tub — **Benji**

1.0.0 · OPEN SOURCE · AVAILABLE ON NPM

Pick your next adventure.

Small open-source tools for expressing yourself, debugging, regrouping, logging and deciding what to ship. Choose the tools that help your day.

Run the real workflow → Logging, diagnosis and release checks working together.

All five packages are AVAILABLE ON NPM at version 1.0.0. These demos run locally in your browser.

bro-say

Render measured build/test summaries or turn your message into original character art with speech or thought bubbles, personalities and themes.

Try it in your terminal (sh/bash):

13 original characters, 20 moods, 6 themes and 48 message presets across 8 categories. Say or think; Unicode-aware wrapping. Terminal fonts may disagree on emoji width.

Runs entirely in your browser. No message is sent anywhere.

npm install -g @deployanyway/bro-say@1.0.0 · All five packages on npm

Source and install instructions · Fonts may disagree on emoji width.

error-translator

Follow Error cause chains or explore 46 supported codes, custom messages and batches with practical debugging advice.

Error batch (JSON array)

Usage and API documentation · Install from npm · Bugs and ideas

excuse-js

Draft accountable incident updates from known facts, or generate a seeded developer excuse with a useful next step.

Explore 132 original excuses across 11 categories: a repeatable seed, a single excuse, a batch, the full category catalog or an excuse with an honest next step.

Excuse category

Usage and API documentation · Install from npm · Bugs and ideas

doggo-log

Carry request context through async Node work, redact configured secrets, and write readable or structured logs with optional husky commentary.

Request ID

All six log methods are available. JSON shows request context; text shows readable lines. Explore 48 commentary lines across six levels, classic or rotating barks, and an eight-log sequence. This browser demo formats string messages; Node also supports format arguments, child loggers and ANSI color.

Usage and API documentation · Install from npm · Bugs and ideas

ship-it-meter

Load any of 12 evidence scenarios, edit the facts and see prioritized release plans, gates or scores. A joke score is no substitute for tests.

Release evidence (JSON)

Change the evidence to see why a gate passes or blocks. Missing evidence can be explored by editing the JSON. This is a heuristic, not deployment approval.

Usage and API documentation · Install from npm · Bugs and ideas

Help us make the next release useful.

Tell us your package version, OS, terminal/font and a small reproduction. Original workplace-safe character ideas are welcome.

Report a bro-say bug · Pitch an original character · Suggest a bro-say feature

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